there are rabbits in my yard again

i'm still up, don't know why. i went to walmart and came back before going inside. i went to the video store to get a movie, but now they apparently close at 11pm. that sucks. glad you close an hour earlier, but your still standing around inside doing nothing. can't you just scan me a freaking dvd or is the man to tough on you these days that you need a free hour to fart around the store. yes i'm a little bitter. so why is it when i come home at night there are always rabbits in my yard hanging out. and it's just not tonight, it's every night. and then they all just scatter. it's a little creepy. if i came home and there where a group of strangers in my yard congergating then at first alert of the car entering the driveway, scatter, i'd be having me some neighbor watch meetings, and putting the 5-O on patorl. but bunnies in our yards at night seem unalarming. i think we better put some research teams on this one. i'm packing me a shotty in the cutless just in case. them cottonball tails freak me out. i think they are running drug deals out of my back lawn. or some kind of support group meetings about not fitting through certain small spaces. i've tried communicating, "guys, come back, i've got carrots, just want to make friends." i've tried disguises too. all attempts have failed. i need solutions. it might be a storm apporching of holocust proportions. the squirrls seem to be on the frits too. i'm calling animal planet.