married people

married people are cool. i like them. they get a bad name sometimes for being snobbish, or jerks for abadoning all their friends. Of course i've heard people throw around snotlickerpoopiefacesquared a couple of times but it's all lies. well at least for some of my married people friends it is. so this is for you happily married cool couples. make love under the sheets and hold on to your peeps. happy day you got married tim and trisha. your a great couple. thanks for letting me lay in bed with you, eat your food, hold your guns, playing board games, and passing down your jesus collectables. to all the other married couples. you suck. just kidding i like you too.