Saving my promos from extinction.....

So last night I went on a promo tour for my blogspot. Unfortunately there as already been some casualties. So I this special edition portion of my blog is subtitled:
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Promos for davehodge78.blogspot.com

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Posted on samuelbills.blogspot.com 1/28/06

Dave wishes he was cool and took a dump said...
dear Sam, I thought I would write and invite you and all your smart friends to come and check out my knew blog. It will bring us yet another chance to discuss the deeper means of life, theology, politics, music, and more. I looking to grow a community of people that can life live together and grow closer with a common cause to bring true wisdom and social justice to the world now. Hope to hear from you soon. davehodge78.blogspot.com
10:52 PM
Dave wishes he was cool and took a dump said...
please don't hold the fact that I can't spell or use grammar for that matter in any way shape or form sway you from visiting my blog. I was drinking when I typed it. No, no I wasn't. I have no excuse. Sam bills has nothing on me.
10:57 PM

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Posted on lifeproclaims.blogspot.com 1/29/06

Dave wishes he was cool and took a dump said...
I'm never really compelled to comment on things people actually write in their blogs. Normally I would just leave a random comment like, "you smell like goose poop," but I could resists on this one. You wrote:"I kept thinking - though this movie is set in the 1940's [I think] the amazon looks identical to what it does today."now even though the movie was set in the 1940's i don't think they went back in time to actually shoot the movie. either do i think they constructed a 1940's rainforest on a lot somewhere. No the rainforest in the movie are most likely the actually rainforest of today. But I easily see why you might have mistaken them for the rainforest of the 1940's. They do look so darn a like. On the other side of reality, I'm having a baby girl. Check out my new blogspot davehodge78.blogspot.com to get all the amazing updates and see the exclusive video of my wife's forbidden places. It's a hoot.
1:18 AM

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Posted on jennylaneswift.blogspot.com 1/29/06

Dave wishes he was cool and took a dump said...
I use to keep things in my bungholio until I discovered my pocket in a pocket. and you can find out even more crazier things about what I use to keep up in me at davehodge78.blogspot.com I truly am full of useful stuff.
2:27 AM

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unfortunately two of my pormos were put to rest today by heartless men. Summers and Kind, I am sadden but such acts. I only wanted to be friends. These concludes the special edition portion of my post. and cut. (fade out to black)

Today consisted of IHOP breakfast: eggs, bacon, hashbrowns, and toast. more like something hopped on my plate and died. italinano beef sandwich, domino's canadian bacon and pineapple pizza, and whitey's smurf ice cream (I love them berry little bits).

I am moving up in the riches of artificial wealth in online poker. My current worth is $17489 This still doesn't not cover the money I owe iwu for college, but when I can I plan on sending them an email to let them know my bank accounted for pokerstars will be sending them a check.

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MAD props to this website: www.transparent.com where you can find stuff like this:
The Spanish word of the day is:
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Ventana

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Click on the word above to hear it spoken by a native speaker.
English Translation: window
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Example Phrase: Voy a cerrar la ventana.
English Translation: I'm going to close the window.

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I am working hard at making this blog child friendly. My next post will be "How to load the gun in daddy's closet"

.......... .......... that was a joke. ha ha. (i am in no way encouraging children to play with guns. guns are bad. please get your children signed up in gun safed classes at your local DNR office. Parents remember to never keep a loaded gun in the house, it could save your childs life)

For an excellent read on gun saftey for jewish children check out:
Kids on the firing line -- Synagogue gun-safety class. www.jewishsf.com/content/2-0-/module/displaystory/story_id/9768/edition_id/187/format/html/displaystory.html

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so moving on....

I don't give a flip on who beat who in what sporting event today, but I am going to win tigers car. wait, did he win? Crap now a care. I dislike myself. I leaving tomorrow for Puerto Rico.

it's like saturday or something

today i ate mexican, carna asda tacos, and some sweet and sour chicken. the mexcian was for breakfast, not a great idea. i guess if i was mexcian then my stomach would be happy to have tacos for breakfast. yeah so. I play online poker a lot. my winnings right now are 17868. I play mostly on pokerstars.net. if you would like to join me some evening, feel free to ask, "dave, how may i join you some time?" I would be more than willing to help you get started. Jeremy Summers got me started. he plays strip poker a lot, but i told him i wasn't in to that kind of stuff. So we play online together. i think he still strips when he loses, but i can't bring it to myself to tell him nobody else is. except that one guy that sent me that picture. wow.

i think i'm getting the hang of this and all. i couldn't figure out how to post so i got some advice from Jenn Swift on how this works and all. i need to figure out how to put up pictures. you guys should see this picture i was talking about. I would like to talk about sunflower seeds for a minute. I like them. They are salty and in a shell. When i eat them, i like to pretend i am a squirrel. I have a big bushy tail. My name is Charlie. I live in a tree. I'm glad there is no snow it is easier to find nuts. I like it when people leave me nuts to eat in little houses. they are like little oasis of nut happiness. thank you kind people and your little nut houses.

next time your at the store, by some nuts for your squirrels. let them know you care.

Greens and cornbread

i ate greens and cornbread today.