Saturday, June 03, 2006

stuffed animals? how much have they ate?


well let me explain what is going on across the street from the center. there are selling stuffed animals into slavery. it's a horrible gross thing it is. see this guy spends his time building carnival games in his basement. he then proceeds to practice the games, learn all their little secrets, and go pro. he then travels around to all the little fairs, and carnivals that come to town, and rape the carniey games of their prizes. he then sells them into slavery in his front lawn twice a year in the summer time. do you admire a guy who knows his carniey games? does he know they'll never add wack the frog onto the lily pad as an olympic game? oh the things we do to finding meaning.


so do you like stuffed animals? ummmm. warm and fuzzy. get yours today across from 3928 12th Ave, moline, IL.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hodge,

You must rescue these animals.. Go in with all you've go, careful though I'm sure your enemy is excellent with a squirt gun

Mason

2:04 PM

 
Blogger jefe said...

Hey Dave Hodge! Found your blog thru Jenn Swift's. Looking at these stuffed animals reminded me of the countless hours of fun we shared in ALTER meetings- they were warm & fuzzy too! See how memory dims with age! :-) Good to see you're well.
Stay cool.
Jeff "jefe" Meyers

9:59 PM

 
Blogger Summers said...

Love it! Hope all is going well in Mo-Town!

-J-

9:27 PM

 
Blogger Nate said...

Dave,

Looking forward to doing ministry with you man.

Nate

11:19 AM

 

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